Hey Hi Hello,
Seems like a bunch of my last posts seemed a little too serious, so lets lighten things up here…no one needs to take things too seriously all the time. lifes a joke, its a game, and its quite an amusing one i like to play. sure we have problems but lets face it we are so small that in the grand scheme of things we are insignificant, and our problems …well they are a laugh in the face if anything more than minuscule. if your problems relate to weight, relationships, grades or consumer products then you really i mean really have nothing to worry about. please consider yourself lucky that these “problems” are the only ones that concern you because lets face it there is far far far much more out there that you don’t have to concern yourself about. so put that frown away, yea that’s right the one you carry to make yourself look like you have a problem just to spice things up in your life and lets face it to get a little more attention… put the frown away and lets focus on whats really important. happiness. i don’t believe for a second that people don’t have the ability to change their status. i don’t believe that everything just happens and you cant do anything about it. you can. but only if you choose to. stop focusing on the bad things that happened and look at what great things have also happened. i think in the future if i am to ever settle down it has to be with someone who can have a blast just being by themselves. someone who can laugh at themselves and make fun and just laugh randomly all by themselves because they are constantly thinking of the good and not the bad. bad things happen don’t get me wrong, but there’s no need to dwell on them …I am a victim of it I admit, but I am also a person that can entertain myself to hours on end alone. and I like that about myself. I remember the time my friend and I took a train for four hours just to go to a house party, or the time i was so high i thought i was going to get shot by some man at the convenience store, the time i was on airplanes more than i was in cars, the time i flirted with everyone at Heathrow, the time my friend and i picked up two brothers, two bestfriends, two rugby players, two germans, and two frenchies, the night we never made it home and ended up in a different city, the time i got a drink thrown in my face, the time a bar tender squirted me with a beer hose for being inappropriate, the night my friend kissed a police horse on the lips, the time we called the cops on ourselves, the time i got to celebrate new years twice in one night, what about the time i told my brother he was adopted and we found him in a garbage can, the time i had a whole department have a conversation about my ass, and the time i picked up a lawyer at the bar and got him to buy me drinks but instead gave them to my friends ahah (yea i am bit of a bitch but its all in good fun) such good times that just play in my head and make me giggle by myself. yea i have my problems but i am not going to drown myself in them and i refuse to associate myself with people who are constantly drowning themselves in their problems. life is short, we are young, we can make mistakes, we have the time to learn from them and in turn they will shape us to let us know who we really are and what are likes and dislikes are. live, laugh love enjoy. you arn’t fighting the militia and your moms not working at the strip club (sorry to those who are and whos moms are…no really sorry…please disregard this message) so get on with it you sad sap of a son..daughter…hermaphrodite…alien…thing. I dont know where this is going …again, or if it makes sense..but just shut up and smile, theres someone far worse off than you that would KILL to be in your shoes or just have the “problems” you have. so do that person the decency and live life for the both of you cause lifes too short to live with an upside down smile.
good night folks.